Wexler Resigns From Congress
When I first saw this headline, I assumed Wexler got himself involved in some scandal and had to resign - probably with cocaine and/or prostitutes. But unfortunately he’s just moving on to another job, which isn’t even remotely funny. How disappointing!
I do hope my hometown district’s next representative is just as entertaining, or else I’ll have to get my Broward County fix from that Police Women reality show on TLC. No one wants that.